The best general rule I know of, is, to set the tune on the letter the author has set it, unless he has given directions to the contrary.


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ALICE BILLINGS
He came in sixth. They only took the top three.
ALICE BILLINGS
It's not only the most difficult thing to know one's self, but the most inconvenient.
JOSH BILLINGS
It is a very delicate job to forgive a man, without lowering him in his own estimation, and yours to...
JOSH BILLINGS
A slander is like a hornet; if you cannot kill it dead the first blow, better not strike at it
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Keep a cow, and the milk won't have to be watered but once
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The truly innocent are those who not only are guiltless themselves, but who think others are
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In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worshi...
JOSH BILLINGS
Confess your sins to the Lord, and you will be forgiven; confess them to men, and you will be laughe...
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The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. -Josh Billin...
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There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness. -Josh Billings.
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Most men had rather say a smart thing than do a good one. John P. Kotter, Leading Change -Josh Bill...
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Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it get...
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In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. -Josh Billings.
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I've never known a person who lives to 110 who is remarkable for anything else.
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Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal
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The less we know the more we suspect
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Thrice is he armed that hath his quarrel just, and four times he who gets his fist in fust
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Learning sleeps and snores in libraries, but wisdom is everywhere, wide awake, on tiptoe.
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There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared and that is twins
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To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while.
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Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
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Love iz like the meazles; we kant have it bad but onst, and the later in life we have it the tuffer ...
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Confess your sins to the Lord, and you will be forgiven; confess them to men, and you will be laughe...
JOSH BILLINGS
Laffing iz the sensation ov pheeling good all over, and showing it principally in one spot
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