Every nut who kills people has a Bible lying around.

If there are two things Penn & Teller stand for, it's the truth & lying, although not necessarily in that order.

The vast majority of people who have mental illness problems never hurt anybody.

It's only the losers named 'Dave' that think having an unusual name is bad, and who cares what they think? They're named 'Dave.'

I don't want people who are in poverty, in pain, or suffering, to suffer because it's for their own good and they can pull themselves up by their bootstraps. I want to help them. I want us all to help them.

People like Bill Maher, who brags about being a cynic, it sickens me. I am the least cynical person I know, and I am very, very skeptical.