If there are two things Penn & Teller stand for, it's the truth & lying, although not necessarily in that order.

I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers.

Penn & Teller: Bull----!

One of the things that Teller and I are obsessed with, one of the reasons that we're in magic, is the difference between fantasy and reality.

One of the things that Teller and I are obsessed with, one of the reasons that we're in magic, is the difference between fantasy and reality. That is the subject that, if you have a brain in your head, is always dealt with in magic. The smarter the tricks you're doing, the more that' s an important thing.

Every nut who kills people has a Bible lying around.