Everybody in America who didn't come over the Bering Strait ice bridge stole his land from somebody else.

America is not doctrinaire. It's hard for an American politician to come up with an ideological position that is permanently unforgivable.

I'm too tough and sensitive to have to have some pubescent twerp with his mom's earring in his tongue, who combs his hair with Redi-Whip and has an Ani DiFranco tattoo on his shin, come show me how a computer works.

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.

Everybody is xenophobic to an extent.

We are, after all, a country full of people who came to America to get away from foreigners.