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Joan Mastrocola

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DEYTH BANGER What a great idea. It's so fantastic that everyone is coming together to help raise money.
JAMELIA It's a terrific night. It's a great setting, and it's a worthwhile cause.
KYLE MACLACHLAN I think what Mr. West said provided one extreme that we should examine, ... I think a lot of things ...
HARRY CONNICK JR. How lucky I am to have known somebody and something that saying goodbye to is so damned awful.
EVANS G. VALENS If you think like a leader, act like a leader, inspire like a leader then you are a leader.
DEBASISH MRIDHA You know, I'm not too sure what you just said. Now everybody gets a great deal.
LEE IACOCCA You don't tell an astronaut what to do.
ATMOSPHERE Human is what he decides to be.
ZAMAN ALI You gotta pay your dues to sing the blues.
CAROL PLUM-UCCI You're supposed to be kind to everyone, because you never know when you're meeting an angel.
CAROL PLUM-UCCI A fly sat on the chariot wheel And said "what a dust I raise."
JEAN DE LA FONTAINE You'll never get anywhere if you go about what-iffing like that.
ROALD DAHL Start seeing a way for yourself. Stop seeing a way for others.
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C. JOYBELL C. It's just a good cause. Everything we do helps raise money for something that is needed.
DANIELLE DAVIS What I'm doing right here tonight is raise money and give those kids a second chance.
ARON RALSTON A mother isn’t the person who births you; it’s the person who rears you and shows you love.
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DEYTH BANGER Just because Common Cause ... doesn't like our conclusions, that doesn't mean our conclusions are il...
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DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) The light of a great man shines for generations to come.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Who is a great man? A great man is a person whom people are dying to write books about.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Meeting people who want to start a charity, help out their families, or raise money for a good cause...
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BILLY ANDRADE A dead heart is a dead life; keep your heart alive; let your heart beat for something unique!
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Our goal was to raise $3,000, and we raised $2,600.
JOAN MASTROCOLA I want to thank everyone for making it such a success.
JOAN MASTROCOLA If you do what you love, it is the best way to relax.
CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN How do you know if something is real? That’s easy. Does it change you? Does it form you? Does it g...
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NOELLE ADAMS I don't think you're heartless, Mitchell. I just think you're different from me. I take certain thin...
NOELLE ADAMS Ques eso? Queso?
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CRAIG GROESCHEL Do what you love and the money will follow.
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LEAH CLARKE If you're confused about what to do,
it's a sign that your enemy is winning.
TOBA BETA Each of us views life through a different lens. What we think is colored by the baggage we carry, an...
LAURIE BUCHANAN, PHD It's just a great family, community activity for everybody to participate in, and it all is for a go...
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ANTHONY LICCIONE That's the main thing, that's what we're here for. To have fun and at the same time raise money.
GUY LAFLEUR It's a way of getting massive amounts of folks to go out and raise money for the Red Cross.
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C. JOYBELL C. What you have to remember is he's shown he can raise the money when he needs to.
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LAURA TERESA MARQUEZ Aut viam inveniam aut faciam tibi.

I will either find a way or make one.
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APURVA GAGLANI You know what I would have said? 'What noble cause did my son die for?'
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DEYTH BANGER He said aloud what everybody everywhere now says.
OLIVIER ROY What becomes emblematic is that they raise so much money nobody wants to run against them. It become...
DESMOND RYAN As long as it's done above-board and everybody knows what everybody else is doing and there's no par...
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If you don’t know the kind of person I am
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DAVE BENNETT Almost universally, when people look back on their lives while on their deathbed [...] they wish the...
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What I want to ask is, "What happened?
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JOAN RIVERS Doing 20 minutes of stretching, light weights and floor exercises three times a week takes the same ...
JOAN COLLINS I know who you are, and I am not impressed.
JOAN JETT Maybe that is the purest and most radical kind of religion – simple attention. Present-moment awar...
JOAN TOLLIFSON Holding on to anger, resentment and hurt only gives you tense muscles, a headache and a sore jaw f...
JOAN LUNDEN I caused my husband's heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper bag off my head. He...
JOAN RIVERS Action is the antidote to despair.
JOAN BAEZ Nobody knows what anticipation is anymore. Everything is so immediate.
JOAN JETT I'm having fun opening up. Sort of struggling to get the audience into it. It's good. It mak...
JOAN JETT With plastic surgery, the general anesthetic is like a black-velvety sleep, and that's what deat...
JOAN RIVERS If you have an ounce of common sense and one good friend you don't need an analyst.
JOAN CRAWFORD My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus - that way, ...
JOAN RIVERS When we start deceiving ourselves into thinking not that we want something... but that it is a moral...
JOAN DIDION Isn't that what we come into politics for? To say to people: 'You can do it, too - there is ...
JOAN KIRNER People think of us as an information distributor because that's how they relate to the Internet....
JOAN BLADES Many of us think that compassion drains us, but I promise you it is something that truly enlivens us...
JOAN HALIFAX All my way through college, I worked my way as a window dresser for Lord & Taylor, so I always l...
JOAN RIVERS I, Joan Crawford, I believe in the dollar. Everything I earn, I spend.
JOAN CRAWFORD Sometimes you wonder how you got on this mountain. But sometimes you wonder, "How will I get off?".
JOAN MANLEY Holding on to anger, resentment and hurt only gives you tense muscles,a headache and a sore jaw from...
JOAN LUNDEN To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep.
JOAN KLEMPNER The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
JOAN CRAWFORD