Our goal was to raise $3,000, and we raised $2,600.
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ANN PATTERSON Last year we raised $140,000; but our goal this year is to raise $250,000 to ensure that the needies...
DAN MCALLISTER We are so close to our goal to fund this trip. But, we still are short about $3,000 overall.
JOE MORRIS Some of the money has been raised, but we need about $3,000.
CARLEY MCGREW Our goal is to raise $40,000.
JAN EUSTIS Our main fundraiser is the gala. We raised $200,000 during the gala and our hope is to raise $50,000...
DONNA ROBERTS Our goal is to raise $250,000 this year. We need about $46,000 to build a home.
JOE GALLAGHER Everybody said what a worthwhile cause and what a great way to raise money.
JOAN MASTROCOLA I want to thank everyone for making it such a success.
JOAN MASTROCOLA Last year we raised $6,000, and of course we hope to raise more this year.
BARBARA ATCHISON We don't raise any crops other than grass. Our focus is on livestock. We raise breeding stock, as we...
BILL LOMBARDI Our goal is to raise $35,000 because we have a donor who will match that amount.
KATHERINE SMITH The environment I was raised in, you had to, to survive.
MARK WAHLBERG Our goal is to raise $800,000. This the largest and most ambitious project of the auxiliary.
GERALD TUCKER Our goal is to collectively raise and contribute at least $1 million in aid to the victims.
BILLY HUNTER Our goal is to collectively raise and contribute at least $1 million in aid to the victims.
BILL HUNTER Allowing taxes to go up on all Americans would have raised taxes by $3,000 for a typical American fa...
PRESIDENT OBAMA Our goal is to raise about $10,000, which is what I think it will take to do what we want. Hopefully...
LARRY STEACH Joan is part of a wonderful team of nurses at the school. We have 3,000 students here, and three nur...
CATHERINE RICHARD Our goal was to do better than last year, and we raised $12,000 last year, so we're thrilled with th...
KAREN HILL Our goal was to win it and we did.
JEFF BUYS We've raised the interest rate before and it isn't excluded we will raise it again in coming weeks.
GUY QUADEN I was raised Jewish and bar mitzvahed.
DAN FUTTERMAN I was raised to be a girl Michelangelo.
CAROLYN KIZER I was raised on NBC television.
DAN HARMON Hey, I was raised in the church.
CHEECH MARIN Our goal has always been to raise money for the state and public education. It's the reason the lott...
LARRY JANSEN Up until last year, the firefighters stood in front of places like Wal-Mart. They used to raise betw...
AMY BAILEY Our goal was to win the second half and we came up short on that goal.
RAY HOLLADAY When we raise these rates, people will use less. That's a goal we want to achieve.
HENRY THOMAS We have run a reliable airline. We have met our customers' needs. That was our goal, and we met our ...
DOUGLAS M. STEENLAND He had some 2,600. The only way he could have that many was to invent a bunch of them.
LYNNE BURROUGHS We accomplished our goal of winning the division, and our secondary goal was getting that conference...
CHARLES PATTILLO I grew up in the church. I was raised in the church.
QUINTON AARON My mom is from Texas, but I was raised in Florida.
KATE UPTON I was raised by my father; I was daddy's girl.
AMBER HEARD I was a very religious kid. I was raised as an Episcopalian.
STEVEN SEAGAL I was raised to be a very intelligent housewife.
LIZ PHAIR I was raised to be some kind of artist.
ELLAR COLTRANE Our support was great this season. And we hope it continues next year when we raise our championship...
JOE AUGUSTINE Our goal was continuity and consistency, and our goal was working on that today. We did have a bit o...
BRAD BORIGO That was our goal, to try to frustrate her, and we did it.
LAUREN PROCHASKA We had our goals, which were first to win the division, and then to get every possible advantage wit...
JAMES MUNGRO I was raised to understand and know the difference between right and wrong.
CURT SCHILLING The fourth graders raised more than $3,500 that was earmarked to purchase books for the Bay-Waveland...
JANET CALLISON We swept them, it was our goal.
RHONDA JEFFERSON Even my aunt Joan, hopelessly sentimental about every member of our family, admitted that I was hide...
SISTER PARISH It was a difficult campaign, with several major disasters happening all over the world, but, at the ...
CAROLYN JACKSON I was raised to believe that we all have a civic duty and a responsibility as Americans to improve o...
PAUL COOK Our defense was playing good and we knew we had to get a goal for them.
DERYCK LIM It's obviously good to win. It really wasn't our goal to win, it was our goal to compete hard and ge...
KIP JANVRIN Our goal is to market the unique quality attributes of Florida honey, ... We want to raise consumer ...
CHARLES BRONSON We have raised $7 million for the Boca project. However, costs of the project have gone up, so we re...
VICKI PUGH My family is Native American, and I was raised with Native American ceremonies.
ERIC BALFOUR I'm conservative. I was raised conservative, and that's the way I will vote.
KIM ALEXIS Years ago with 650 horsepower cars that weighed 2,600 or 2,700 pounds, it was so different. Now, we ...
MARK LAMOREAUX Half the companies that raised venture money in 2005 won't be able to raise money in 2006.
MATT ASAY We wanted to get first place. That was our main goal. We set our goals high. We had a goal to get a ...
ASHLEY YOUNG The people and the mindset that killed 3,000 of our fellow citizens on September 11 2001, would have...
TIM PAWLENTY Our main goal (going into the MLL season) was to beat Linden. We beat them (in the second league mat...
KAYLA GRACIA Our goal was to get to the tournament. We can still do that.
ED POLAND They say it takes a village to raise a child, and it takes a church to raise the village. Today, I c...
RUDY CLAY The previous campaign that we did, the goal was raised at least twice in the campaign. It really dep...
MALCOLM ROGERS Before Elijah could raise a nation from the dead, he raised just one dead child.
LOU ENGLE We had to raise our own support to participate.
ANITA FREMARK We've begun to raise daughters more like sons... but few have the courage to raise our sons more...
GLORIA STEINEM I was raised doing martial arts.
VICTOR WEBSTER I was raised on the streets, in hot, steamy Brooklyn, with stifled air.
BARBRA STREISAND My dad was a diehard Cowboys fan. I was raised as a Cowboy fan, and I was forced to be a Cowboy fan.
DAK PRESCOTT My dad was in the Navy, and I was raised with a strong commitment to service.
DAVID ROBINSON I was raised Catholic. I went to Catholic school for 12 years.
MEGAN FOX I was raised in a tribal situation, among cannibal people.
WILLIAM P. YOUNG I was raised to think cursing makes you look unintelligent.
CHLOE GRACE MORETZ I certainly don't live in a kosher home although I was raised in a kosher environment.
LEONARD NIMOY I don't believe in predestination, even though I was raised a Presbyterian.
SHELLEY LONG I was raised on Westerns. They were part of what going into the movies was.
TOBIN BELL We reached a goal (Saturday). This was our first goal to win district. The next goal is to go all...
DEVIN EVANS It wasn't that he didn't deserve it. He did deserve it but we didn't have any money. I remember we r...
ROSE ANGEL We see no reason to change our guidance, nor would we raise our guidance,
MICHAEL O'LEARY Our goal was to have a safe year (in 2006) with no fatalities. But here we are . . . and it is alrea...
MEGAN KADERAVEK Our goal coming into this was to get that team gold that we were so close to in 2002. It wasn't a pe...
KYLE SHEWFELT We're still improving and that's our goal, to keep improving every week. We just have to buckle down...
DAVE STIDHAM We are pleased that our earnings and resulting strong cash flow enable us to provide an improved ret...
DAVID KYLE That power-play goal, the first goal we scored .... was a nice message for our team that we were in ...
BOB GAINEY We can buy a three-year-old five-bedroom brick house for $350,000 to $400,000 and cut our property t...
CHARLES JONES All of our New Orleans people are distributed throughout all the states. I was born and raised there...
LINDA LACEY My goal was to try and kind of be our generation's Marty McFly. That was what my all-time goal w...
TOM HOLLAND Our goal was just to save the building from demolition. We thought this was a good way.
DAVE HENDERSON We have been working hard since last year we did not make the playoffs and we did not do as well as ...
BRETT AMES It feels good. That was our first goal to accomplish, winning the Pigskin Classic, and we accomplish...
JUSTIN JACKSON I was born and raised in Honolulu, Hawaii.
STEVE CASE We didn't see ourselves as the spoiler. Our goal was to win that relay and set the record and we did...
FRANK BUSCH We finally don't have to jump on an airplane and fly 3,000 miles.
ERIC KRULJAC Our first goal was obviously to win the game. She needed 22 and we held her to 15 last time we playe...
DIANE CASEY I was raised on, 'You go get a nine-to-five job, earn your pay and work your way up.'
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JOAN BLADES Many of us think that compassion drains us, but I promise you it is something that truly enlivens us...
JOAN HALIFAX All my way through college, I worked my way as a window dresser for Lord & Taylor, so I always l...
JOAN RIVERS I, Joan Crawford, I believe in the dollar. Everything I earn, I spend.
JOAN CRAWFORD Sometimes you wonder how you got on this mountain. But sometimes you wonder, "How will I get off?".
JOAN MANLEY Holding on to anger, resentment and hurt only gives you tense muscles,a headache and a sore jaw from...
JOAN LUNDEN To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep.
JOAN KLEMPNER The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
JOAN CRAWFORD