Everything barbarians do is nothing, no matter how loudly they insist it's something.

Only once in a generation does anything as fresh as a vomiting detective come along.

In memory, she lived and moved and laughed, but all that a photograph could offer was one frozen moment of a life.

I never knew whether I was drawn to eccentric people or if they were drawn to me.

Patterns exist in our seemingly patternless lives, and the most common pattern is the circle.

Narcissists are everywhere in this ripe age of self-love, which amazes me because so much in life would seem to foster humility.