Everything can be satirized.

Jim Bakker. He's lost everything, he's ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her!

Every generation has someone who steps outside the norm and offers a voice for the unspeakable attitudes of that time. I represent everything that's supposed to be wrong, everything that's forbidden.

Rage only works if it is justified. That's the trick with rage. You gotta have a reason to be mad.

It was great to be the rock comic, the shock comic. But after you've played Giants Stadium with Bon Jovi in front of 82,000 people, after you've done the 'Wild Thing' video with Jessica Hahn and every rock band from hell, you're not gonna top that.

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.