Rage only works if it is justified. That's the trick with rage. You gotta have a reason to be mad.

You don't know what a rough crowd is. If all I have to do is go make people laugh, that's nothing. Let me tell you what a tough crowd is. A tough crowd is going to a morning service and you got six people there and you gotta pat your house payment. That's a tough crowd.

Not that I want to put the entire rap music style down - I just don't like it. And I know somewhere there's gotta be another guy like that. There's gotta be a guy just like that - just like me. There's gotta be somebody, somewhere... Maybe, maybe an assassin type.

My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!

I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry.

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it.