Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of Humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.


Mark Twain

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The secret of my success is my hairspray.
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The hall-mark of American humor is its pose of illiteracy.
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Truth metastasized into lurid fantasy.
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There's always a source for humor.
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There is something in sorrow more akin to the course of human affairs than joy.
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This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humor section.
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Humor is... despair refusing to take itself seriously.
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Humor reminds you, when you're flattened by sorrow, that you're still human.
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They do not desire anything more than everything they have known.
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What is being awake if not interpreting our dreams, or dreaming if not interpreting our wake?
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There is no greater sorrow then to recall our times of joy in wretchedness.
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There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor.
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Humor is everywhere, in that there's irony in just about anything a human does.
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No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humor.
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Bad humor is an evasion of reality; good humor is an acceptance of it.
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The secret of my success is a two word answer: Know people.
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The secret to success is to own nothing, but control everything.
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I, Mark Twain being of sound mind, have spent everything
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There is no hope of joy except in human relations.
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Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.
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If the best is possible, than good is never enough and only do the best.
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There is no joy except in human relationships
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Timing is everything.
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Timing is everything.
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One thing my family has shown me is that having a sense of humor is everything.
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Joy exists. Hardships pass. Look for humor, learn to laugh. Life is what you focus on.
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There is a joy in sorrow which none but a mourner can know.
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Mark Twain is as big as America. He really is.
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Humor is consistent with pathos, whilst wit is not.
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Please be SILENT and LISTEN.
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and you are in the CLASSROOM.
Just...
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The dark today leads into light tomorrow; There is no endless joy, ...and yet no endless sorrow.
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That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
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That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
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Cynicism is the humor of hatred.
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Humor and joy contribute to my total well-being.
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Sorrow is brief but joy is endless
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To paraphrase Mark Twain, our demise is greatly exaggerated.
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Cynicism is humor in ill health.
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Be original, be yourself, be you.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be—a Christian.
MARK TWAIN
To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
MARK TWAIN
Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of joy you must have somebody to divide it ...
MARK TWAIN
Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
MARK TWAIN
Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
MARK TWAIN
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
MARK TWAIN
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.
MARK TWAIN
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
MARK TWAIN