Expensive clothing is a poor man’s attempt to appear prosperous.

You know a man is interesting when you forget to notice how expensive — or cheap — his clothes are.

To see what they look like, women look at a mirror. To look like what they see, women read magazines.

You know you made it, when people you know, tell people they know, that you know them.

You know you made it, when your friends tell their friends that you are their friend.

Life punishes those who have things in abundance by making them worry about petty things like: what to wear, or, which car to drive.