Life punishes those who have things in abundance by making them worry about petty things like: what to wear, or, which car to drive.

You know a man is interesting when you forget to notice how expensive — or cheap — his clothes are.

Wealth is relative. Some people aren’t really rich; they just have poor neighbors.

Rich people read their bills. Poor people dread theirs.

Because he has finally realized that it is it and not him that is loved by the woman he loves, many a man is jealous of his own car, house, wardrobe, or salary.

Expensive clothing is a poor man’s attempt to appear prosperous.