Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.

It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now.

I received a lot of complaints from parents who wrote and told me that their kids wouldn't go to sleep until our show was over. So I went on the air and told all the children watching to 'listen to their Uncle Miltie and go to bed right after the show.'