Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?DO NOT USE

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job.

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

I always had a dissociative disorder. But I healed from it over the course of 14 years of big-time therapy. But, you know, I mean, everybody's kind of loony now. So I was kind of a pioneer in the mental illness thing, too.

In Tulsa, restaurants have signs that say, "Sorry, we're open."