I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?DO NOT USE

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

In Tulsa, restaurants have signs that say, "Sorry, we're open."

I always felt that it was easier to take a funny person and teach them to write television than to take somebody who was a television writer and make them funny. And I discovered a lot of great writers that went on to do a lot of great shows like 'Seinfeld,' 'Friends,' you know, 'Three and a Half Men.'