FRIEND: A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.

Eye Contact: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.

A woman of 35 thinks of having children. A man of 35 thinks of Dating children.

Book lover n.
1. A person devoted to reading
2. One who would rather stay inside and read than go outside and play.
3. Someone who gets lost in a story and loves to dream with open eyes.
Beware: never disturb a book lover when he/she is reading. Results can be fatal.

Do not decide that someone is good until you see how he or she acts at home

It takes half the amount of time you dated someone to get over them.