A woman of 35 thinks of having children. A man of 35 thinks of Dating children.

It takes half the amount of time you dated someone to get over them.

FRIEND: A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.

Eye Contact: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.

It's really hard to walk in a single woman's shoes -- that's why you sometimes need really special shoes!

Depend not on another, but lean instead on thyself...True happiness is born of self-reliance.