Fat men take a cushion with them wherever they go.

A sword needs a sheath, heh, and a wedding needs a bedding.

What if the wolves come?" – Lommy Greenhands

"Yield." – Arya Stark

My sister has mistaken me for a mushroom. She keeps me in the dark and feeds me shit.

If I could pray with my cock, I'd be much more religious

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it.