Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime

Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime.

Fly fishing for trout is like raising children. You never know what's going to happen next.

Fishing for browns requires stealth, patience, a lot of hiding behind bushes and limited wading. About the only time you'll see me hiding behind a bush is when I encounter a bear. I'd rather be on the water heading upstream. Doesn't seem to bother the rainbows and it's probably the reason I don't catch a lot of browns.

Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.

I can't remember ever staying for the end of a movie in which the actors wore togas.