Flying is simple. Hitting the ground is hard

The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard

it can't be wrong, if it feels so wrong

The only threesome I've ever experienced is with Pantene 2 in 1

Women are aroused by the strangest things, like a rock going through their bedroom window

You're only given as much as you can handle, before going back for seconds