Jeff Foxworthy
Related I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES PETE WENTZ HULK HOGAN i know im not the girl you wanted. not the one you want to hear from. but what you see is what you g... SIMI GREWAL If you love someone you must set them free like the wind and give them the respect they deserve.If y... GARY F EVANS... Each of us views life through a different lens. What we think is colored by the baggage we carry, an... LAURIE BUCHANAN, PHD Convinced that we're living the whole time that we're dying.TEGAN QUIN To have the cognitive abilities to do research and development is vital to a forever expanding world... GARY F EVANS... The worst thing people ever say is that 'I can't afford to have kids!' It's selfish,... TAMER HASSAN Millions of people acknowledge today that they do not know the meaning of life. JAMES C. DOBSON It's the coolest way to get emergency cash to friends or your kids. Your daughter could be in line a... CAROL REALINI I still cannot believe it. We have been waiting for this moment so long. Finally, we are here and we... ALBENA DENKOVA KAREN FINERMAN That's when we was makin this video stuff. They went all over the place makin it. And they was w... HASIL ADKINS That's when we was makin this video stuff. They went all over the place makin it. And they was wanti... HASIL ADKINS If I was a bad character that got away with murder like we see on other shows, I do not think I woul... HUNTER TYLO Before you start talking or writing, be clear about the message you want to deliver to your audience... SOTONYE ANGA This is going to be the most special dinner we have ever had. We always wanted to do something like ... GARY POWERS That's what makes it hard to come here and do this and see all these guys and reminisce and laugh an... AARON ROWAND TOM PETTY CAL RIPKEN, JR. EMINEM DANA CARVEY There were two sides to this, and they were all trying to pull the strings they had politically. I t... CRAIG COHOON CRAIG GROESCHEL I think for the kids it gives us a lift because, you're in a situation where you win, you're in and ... BOB SAVEIKIS They haven't been intimidated. Every time they go to the plate, their confidence is enough that they... CARLOS LEE AKIROQ BROST I think that any time that you have this many returning starters, you have higher expectations. I th... ANDREW WHITWORTH YOKO ONO The way the Establishment deals with people like me is to ignore them. When you become unignorable, ... HEATHER BROOKE People know that is the price and that's what they are going to pay. People seem to like it. When yo... BARRY SILVERMAN In a close game like this, you're battling and you can't afford turnovers and allow them to score. W... AL HARRINGTON DOLLY PARTON I think the difference between this time and last time (two years ago) is the girls were just happy ... JEFF SODERQUIST It sends a strong message to the administration that we can't just ignore this and take our time. CYNTHIA REZENTES We've got everyone in here, and we've got a real commitment. For the seniors, we know there is no mo... ALEX GEE When I was a kid it was like, who could be the coolest? Who could do the stupidest thing? And you kn... MIKE JUDGE MIGUEL RUIZ Not being together for a long time, that's not good for a defense. The longer you are together as a ... TIM RUSKELL LANCE ARMSTRONG We've had this tremendous benefit of in-house design for a long time, and people get used to it. The... FRED MATTOCKS MIKE DAVIDSON Is there some lesson on how to be friends?DAVID RAKOFF JOHN ATKINSON We finally got their penetration stopped. They were penetrating on us all night long and that was wh... DOUG MCCARTER This is the coolest thing in the world. KATIE UHLAENDER I appreciate everyone that went to Tampa, but that is what it should be like every week. I know they... GEORGE O'LEARY Right now I don't see this team like it used to be early in the season. I've only been around when t... CARLOS GUILLEN JOHN CENA JEFFREY EUGENIDES Everyone has that moment, I think, the moment when something so...momentous happens that it rips you... KATHLEEN GLASGOW CAMERON RUSSELL Some of the craziest people I know, some of the coolest guys I know who party and go crazy and play ... SAMUEL LARSEN SUSANE COLASANTI JOSH HOMME I think these kids got it now. I think they have really gotten the concept on defense; the offense h... CHARLY MCLOUGHLIN They were ready for the game. That's what the playoffs are about. You've got to be ready; we came ou... MAURA MCHUGH Being organized helps, and they like to see clubs that have things together. We got more than half o... BILL DOW All this team knows is how to work. That hasn't changed all year and we know what we have to do to s... CRAIG HARTSBURG If anything, I consider it another Normandy. I think this sends a message to the world that the Amer... HAMILTON PETERSON These kids went 18-0 as eighth-graders at Merritt Middle School when I came back to Indianola. That ... CHARLES COLE This cartoon crisis reveals a blind spot which we have not really seen before and sends a bad messag... DINO PATTI DJALAL It sends a message that we're for real this year. I think we've got a good squad. JOHN HAND RACHEL VINCENT We're preparing for our game. We need to stick to our principles, which is just play smart, play har... DEAN DUERST BECKY ALBERTALLI Every girl’s journey is a book of unknowns
Sometimes they destroys this society
Sometimes they rec... HARIKRISHNA PANIGRAHI NATSUKI TAKAYA My sisters were the coolest people I knew, and still are. I have always aspired to be like them and ... ROB SHEFFIELD In India, they teach us if you live together and work together, you will be successful in your life.... AMRIK BHELA MERRILL MARKOE The message this sends I think is when you are HIV-positive you have a positive duty to disclose tha... ANDREW MACDONALD Not long after my last win on Jeopardy!, I got a call from the company about this collaboration and ... KEN JENNINGS What are you going to do? They know you feel like a jerk and we've all done it. Hopefully it won't b... JOEY SINDELAR We were all of the mind that if you took care of one game at a time and played hard, anything was po... ANDRE TIPPETT Although we have had indications from certain Skandia shareholders that they do not accept, this has... JULIAN ROBERTS J.D. SALINGER GEORGE STRAIT J.R.R. TOLKIEN Every settlement involves compromise, but here we have a very robust settlement. I hope it sends the... DAVID HENKIN We have been working on this trail to get this trail to behind you - to the south for three or four ... JOSEPH WEST With two miles to go we all got together, and they got me to the front for that last moment. I was s... GORD FRASER I know there's a lot of people who publicly don't want to say this right now. But I think they're ho... JACK MORRIS It's a little tough for me because since we are the only guys out here, you can't really compare you... ANDREAS WIRTH When you only get one hit and you don't score a run, there's nothing you can do about it on defense ... BETH BEHRINGER I tell them 'thank you' because they don't need to thank us. I know they do it because they think it... AMY NEWMAN I think in the first 40 minutes we at least played the same level as our opponent. The difference wa... HANS WESTERHOF We were more focused. We were thinking if we can win this one, we can win the region championship. T... CAMERON BEARD MIRA GRANT I love Canadians. They are the coolest, nicest, most patriotic people, and they will support their c... RONDA ROUSEY I don't think it bothers the world if people in church sin. I think it bothers the world that people... MARK HALL TIM HUDSON It's kind of like what I was saying. When we went in to make the record, we would start with a riff ... BOBBY BURNS There was a need for me to be here, and they went out and got me. I believe we are going to win a ch... MARCO RIVERA If the movies that I'm going to make anyway go mainstream, that would be the coolest thing ever.... EVAN GLODELL JOHN MAYER Food Allergies Are Not Due to Food, Rather Are Due to the Constant Contamination of That Food That Y... THEHEALTHFOODGURU I think what we are going to do is go great ball pressure and deny wings to start the game because I... JOHN CALIPARI After the way things went (Thursday) we knew that they wouldn't be able to do a lot against those tw... KYLE POOCK
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