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France is the country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper.
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France is the only country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper.
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France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper.
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France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you cannot tear the toilet paper.
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France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper
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I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
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Any story that Billy Wilder told, you can tell in a Western.
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Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must ...
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If you're embarking around the world in a hot-air balloon, don't forget the toilet paper.
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I am quite sane, according to my three distinct personalities and my seven passive ones.
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In the morning when I wake
And the sun is coming through,
Oh, you fill my lungs with sweet...
THE PAPER KITES
I live with three boys, and I can't tell you how hard it is to get your hands on toilet paper. T...
MARGOT ROBBIE
If you can market smut and toilet paper, you can market movies.
DAWN STEEL
One of my favourite movies is Billy Wilder's 'The Apartment.' It's shot in super wid...
JAMES MANGOLD
A movie like 'The Apartment' is beautifully directed, but you can't put your finger on w...
JOHN HAMBURG
When I make a fist, it's strong, and you can't tear it apart. As long as there's unity, ...
ARA PARSEGHIAN
I can't stand to watch anything that I'm in. I tear it apart. The worst thing you can do is ...
ELIAS KOTEAS
I can tell you, going out to buy toilet paper in the U.S. is a completely predictable experience.
EVAN OSNOS
I don't think many people understand what racism is. The intellectuals use it like toilet paper;...
MARK FUHRMAN
Billy Wilder once told me, 'Make 'em personal,' ... 'But make 'em for the people.'
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When somebody follows you 20 blocks to the pharmacy, where they watch you buy toilet paper, you know...
JENNIFER ANISTON
They left me. My parents actually left me! IN FRANCE!
STEPHANIE PERKINS
I knew Billy Wilder socially and would have loved to work with him.
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I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the pa...
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You can almost judge how screwed up somebody is by the kind of toilet paper they use. Go in any rich...
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Don't get married in a house where there is no toilet.
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Secrets tear you apart.
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We have tears in our eyes
As we wave our goodbyes,
We so loved being with you, we three. ROALD DAHL
France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country.
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France had neither winter nor summer nor morals - apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country
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Today is about the now, the moment you live in, so do now what you want to do
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Then that's what the Northern Lights are. All the lives that we're not living.
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GARY F EVANS...
The power never to allow money change your character is by having strong determination never to allo...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN)
The power never to allow money corrupt your mind is by learning not to revere money above people.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN)
Money makes the wise more humble,but an opportunity for the fool to exhibit all his pride.
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We're stuck in the woods. People have ran out of money buying food. This is unbelievable. You have t...
ELEANOR MEYER
the nurse smiled and patted my arm. “Don’t give up yet. Sometimes when we think God has written ...
RACHEL VAN DYKEN
When our vision is through the lens of our hearts, there is nothing that can tear us apart!
BRANDON A. TREAN
When the shit hits the fan, you really have to ask yourself why you weren't sitting on the toilet.
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Apart from medieval China, which invented both paper and printing centuries before the West, the wor...
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Memories warm you up from the inside. But they also tear you apart.
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The problem with regional trade agreements is you get picked apart by the first country. Then you ne...
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This is the first generation to grow up on Thatcher - it's a different ethos. It's money min...
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The battle is not physical, it is spiritual and your mind is the battleground. Keep your mind pure a...
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Like when I'm in the bathroom looking at my toilet paper, I'm like 'Wow! That's toilet paper?' I don...
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Billy Graham isn't about politics - Billy Graham is about God.
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It was because they were two parts of a whole. He did not belong to her. And she did not belong to h...
RENEE AHDIEH
Cease with the displays of false modesty. The entire palace knows about it."
A feeling of warmt...
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Do you know why I adore roses?" Shahrzad untied the knot of his tikka sash with deliberate slowness....
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Where were you?" Shahrzad tried to control the tremor in her voice.
"Not where I should have b...
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As always. As ever. As a rose to the sun.
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I work with a charity called Donate My Dress. It's got chapters all over the country where you c...
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The warm sound of her laughter stole through Khalid's skin, heating the coldest reaches of his soul.
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It's not hard to tell we was poor - when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline.
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Don't let yourself fall into 'empty.' Keep cash in the house. Keep gas in your tank. Kee...
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The worst job in the whole world must be recycling toilet paper.
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You're the best gay friend I've ever had!
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if you don't mind happiness
not always...
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History...becomes present, if we can see the past with Augmented Reality
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Break one link and the whole chain falls apart
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The only decent daily paper of record in France is the online 'Mediapart,' which exposes gra...
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Hemorrhoids can bleed, typically after a bowel movement, producing blood-streaked stool or toilet pa...
ALFRED THE GREAT
I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.
JOEL MADDEN
Dedication is the preparation to success!
WERNER BOTHA
I may tear you apart but I'll put you back together.
DONNA SCHOENROCK
Are you taking us to the beach?" - Dan Cahill
JUDE WATSON
Let's head out to the ruins." - Dan Cahill
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Great rolls of toilet paper arc like ejaculate through the black sycamores.
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Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
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You know all that money we spend on the military ever year -- trillions of dollars? Instead, if we u...
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God's everywhere.
So remember when you go to the toilet not to laugh.
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I can't think of a specific meal, but my favourite country for food has got to be France. I love...
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The young gentlemen who came calling seemed especially puzzling. They sat in their velvet shirts and...
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Then there is the other secret. There isn't any symbolysm [sic]. The sea is the sea. The old man is ...
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They caught all the toilet paper and paper products on fire in the bathroom. They lost the whole bui...
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Please wipe your vagina good and wash it good. There is nothing more unattractive then your man find...
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France is the only place where you can make love in the afternoon without people hammering on your d...
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Humanity is still on the level where everyone’s “I” can be purchased with colored paper. It’...
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If you can predict where the market's going, just do what you can predict. If you can't, whi...
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I wonder that we Americans love our country at all, it having no limits and no oneness; and when you...
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Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping.
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There's the famous Southwest toilet paper race. Passengers pass the roll as fast as they can from fr...
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I love you." she whispered into the rough wool of his sweater.
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American tastes have changed incredibly.
ANN WILDER
I bought this place for a pittance, because it was a dump. Rejected, abandoned, unwanted. Like me. I...
JASINDA WILDER
Never support two weaknesses at the same time. It's your combination sinners - your lecherous liars ...
THORNTON WILDER
Having these 15 practices at center is important for him. It's one thing to be practicing your snaps...
BOB WILDER
I will be that guy to change this sport, especially in the heavyweight division. A lot of people hav...
DEONTAY WILDER
I'm one of the baddest, hardest-hitting heavyweights in the business. Right here from Alabama, b...
DEONTAY WILDER
I said something really stupid once. I told a friend that my mother was so beautiful, but my dad was...
GENE WILDER
Woody makes a movie as if he were lighting 10,000 safety matches to illuminate a city. Each one is a...
GENE WILDER
Just watching them wrestle . . . they have that aura about them. They've been there, they know what ...
GENE WILDER
Great art direction is NOT the same thing as great film direction!
GENE WILDER
Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
THORNTON WILDER
My daughter will find some of the sweetest words to tell you that can make a grown man cry. She stil...
DEONTAY WILDER
The theatre is supremely fitted to say: ''Behold! These things are.'' Yet most dramatists employ it ...
THORNTON WILDER
When God loves a creature he wants the creature to know the highest happiness and the deepest misery...
THORNTON WILDER
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your ...
THORNTON WILDER
I love acting, especially if it's a fantasy of some kind, where it's not just realistic, it&...
GENE WILDER
So my idea of neurotic is spending too much time trying to correct a wrong. When I feel that I'm...
GENE WILDER
We're getting excited with the number of young players we have running multiple positions.
BOB WILDER
Today was the most success we've had. It had been discouraging for our guys, so to score three today...
BOB WILDER
Everybody has a right to their own troubles.
THORNTON WILDER
I decided to do something I've been wanting to do for a long time - go get a chef and a nutritio...
DEONTAY WILDER
I was an old man when I was 12; and now I am an old man, AND IT'S SPLENDID!
THORNTON WILDER
Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great works at some moment every day
THORNTON WILDER
A living is made, Mr. Kemper, by selling something that everybody needs at least once a year. Yes, s...
THORNTON WILDER
Every good thing in the world stands on the razor-edge of danger.
THORNTON WILDER
The tiny tealeaf of consciousness spreads its bittersweet smoke through the sea of the primitive min...
THORNTON WILDER
But there comes a moment in everybody's life when he must decide whether he'll live among the human ...
THORNTON WILDER
Pride, avarice, and envy are in every home
THORNTON WILDER
There's nothing like eavesdropping to show you that the world outside your head is different from th...
THORNTON WILDER
I rose by sheer military ability to the rank of corporal
THORNTON WILDER
An incinerator is a writer's best friend.
THORNTON WILDER
The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith t...
THORNTON WILDER
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy the ice cream while it's on your p...
THORNTON WILDER
Marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she's a householder
THORNTON WILDER
The marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she is a householder.
THORNTON WILDER
Some people today want to see a quick fix to the trade imbalance. And if there was one, believe us, ...
DENNIS WILDER
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.'This was said by gene wilder ... what ...
GENE WILDER