If you're embarking around the world in a hot-air balloon, don't forget the toilet paper.

If you can market smut and toilet paper, you can market movies.

I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.

Please wipe your vagina good and wash it good. There is nothing more unattractive then your man finding toilet paper crumbs in your vagina.

France is the country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper.

The worst job in the whole world must be recycling toilet paper.