Frankly, despite my horror of the press, I'd love to rise from the grave every ten years or so and go buy a few newspapers.

They put it like that?' said Glenda, wide-eyed.

'Oh, you know the sort of thing if you read the papers a lot,' said Ponder. 'I seriously think they think that it is their job to calm people down by first of all explaining why they should be overexcited and very worried.

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.

A paranoiac like a poet, is born, not made.

In the name of Hippocrates, doctors have invented the most exquisite form of torture ever known to man: survival.

I'm still an atheist, thank God.