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Freud: If its not one thing, its your mother.
ROBIN WILLIAMS If there’s one thing I can’t stand about licentious behaviour, it’s when I’m not involved.
MARK LAWRENCE It’s not a confession if no one reads it. It’s just an unshared secret.
COLLEEN HOOVER It’s always about timing. If it’s too soon, no one understands. If it’s too late, everyone’s...
ANNA WINTOUR It’s not reality that creates your beliefs, it’s your beliefs that create reality.
STEVEN AITCHISON If someone betrays you once, it’s their fault; if they betray you twice, it’s your fault.
ELEANOR ROOSEVELT It’s not what your are, it’s what you don’t become that hurts.
OSCAR LEVANT Challenge yourself to find the good and beautiful thing inside of everyone. It’s there. It’s you...
MARK MANSON If your mother likes your drawing of a duck and hangs it on the refrigerator, that doesn’t mean it...
MICHAEL THOMAS FORD Sometimes it’s like people are a million times more beautiful to you in your mind. It’s like you...
JENNY HAN I don’t want anyone to hold back who they are. It’s not okay… it’s not a good thing
CONNOR FRANTA It’s not over if you’re still here,” Chronicler said. “It’s not a tragedy if you’re stil...
PATRICK ROTHFUSS I indeed had only one scene, one speech, one little speech, but it was with Robin Williams.
CHARLES KEATING It’s not if you
Tweet,
Like,
and Share.
It’s if you’re
Sweet,
Polite,
and Care.
OTHEN DONALD DALE CUMMINGS Nothing’s boring if it’s in your soul…
DAVID DRAKE When you watch Robin Williams, you can see a lot of Jonathan Winters. Robin is the first one to admi...
GILBERT GOTTFRIED How to uplift others. It’s not a pie, it’s a cake. It’s not a ladder, it’s a bridge.
RICHIE NORTON Robin Williams understands sonic performances. He understands what it's like to change your voic...
BILLY WEST It’s not unpatriotic to denounce an injustice committed on our behalf, perhaps it’s the most pat...
E.A. BUCCHIANERI You can’t buy time, Nick. Ever. It’s the only thing in life you can’t get most of, and it’s ...
SHERRILYN KENYON It’s not lying, it’s flirting.
NEIL STRAUSS For being different, it’s easy. But to be unique, it’s a complicated thing.
LADY GAGA It’s not about Al,” I snap. “It’s about everyone watching! Everyone who now sees
hurlin...
VERONICA ROTH Success is a combination of Effort, Talent and Hard Work .there’s got to be hard work and mental t...
BROCK LESNAR It’s too late if you think it’s too late.
SCOTTIE SOMERS If you like it, it’s not work.
TAPAN GHOSH If it is logical, it’s not love.
TAPAN GHOSH I know what you're saying ... (Bradley) ain't exactly Robin Williams.
DAVID LETTERMAN If your fiancé or fiancée asked why you love them so much. Remember to say to them no one can expl...
PALITHA ARIYARATHNA Eating is not a crime. It’s not a moral issue. It’s normal. It’s enjoyable. It just is.
CARRIE ARNOLD It’s hard to ride the wind of change. It’s not easy to navigate against the winds, but it can be...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA If in fact it’s not too late to realize that something’s ‘too late’, then there’s a good c...
CRAIG D. LOUNSBROUGH If you bring something up, it’s imperative to explain your thought.
KEITH GRAFMAN If you hide the talents, you hide your brand. It’s simple.
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR Everything you could imagine Robin Williams being, he was and more.
ROBERTO AGUIRE Robin Williams learned technique. He has the technique of being funny.
PAUL MOONEY There is no such thing as “Bad Luck”; it’s just a ghost in your mind.
MEHUL DESAI A hundred years later and someone gazes upon you as if you were heaven itself, but you know in your ...
LAURELL K. HAMILTON It’s a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose your own.
HARRY TRUMAN It’s about letting yourself feel,
but not wallow;
it’s about leaning into love, not ...
SHEILA BURKE It’s about letting yourself feel,
but not wallow;
it’s about leaning into love, not ...
SHEILA M. BURKE If there’s one thing that’s irrefutably absurd, it’s believing that we can separate intelligen...
CRAIG D. LOUNSBROUGH I love you. It’s not a weight you must carry around. I love you. It’s not a box that holds you i...
UNKNOWN Robin Williams, by the way, is the most consummately skilled actor, and one of the funniest people I...
CHARLES KEATING Of the many things she’d learned from her mother, there was one that always stood out, one that ca...
NICHOLAS SPARKS It’s all about ROI and it’s not Return of Ignorance. ROI is not a formula, it’s a responsibili...
LILY CHATTERJEE Enter every moment as if it’s already a success. It’s already done. Your affirmation isn’t try...
DEREK RYDALL Opportunity doesn’t need to knock on your door if it’s always open.
MATSHONA DHLIWAYO If someone don’t want you, then it’s not the time to
blame them, but it’s the time to think ab...
DR. ARUN S SON A mistake is a Buddhist gift.
Director Terry Gilliam to Robin Williams.
TERRY GILLIAM ...It’s the beauty of this world, that is so alive that if we see properly, we’d know that heave...
JAYENDRA PURI GOSWAMI Suffering is universal. it’s the one thing Buddhists, Christians, and Muslims are all worried abou...
JOHN GREEN A thing is not what it is; it’s what we think it is.
DANIEL GILMAN Failure is easy to measure. Failure is an event.Harder to measure is insignificance. A nonevent. Ins...
CHARLES YU [...] It’s not your job to fix the world; it’s your job to live well. That’s your birth right....
ALICE WALSH You see, the best thing about wrong decisions is that they don’t prevent you from making the right...
SIOBHAN VIVIAN Sometimes it’s like people are a million times more beautiful to you in your mind. It’s like you...
JENNY HAN That’s what being alive is, Thing! It’s being badly prepared for everything! Because you only ge...
TERRY PRATCHETT Follow your dreams. I am not saying it’s going to be easy, but I am saying it’s going to be wort...
MOFFAT MACHINGURA When someone tells you they are too 'busy'… It’s not a reflection of their schedule; it’s a re...
STEVE MARABOLI Use condoms; it’s wise not to gamble with your children's future.
BAUVARD Eat your heart out. Oh, wait. You can’t. It’s not organic.
SUSAN ELIZABETH PHILLIPS It’s not loving a man that makes life harder for gay guys, it’s homophobia. It’s not the color...
ASHTON APPLEWHITE It’s a hard thing to leave any deeply routine life, even if you hate it.
JOHN STEINBECK If it’s going to be a world with no time for sentiment, it’s not a world that I want to live in.
CHRISTOPHER ISHERWOOD V-Day…if you need this one day in a year to show everyone else you truly care for “your loved on...
JESS C. SCOTT The male ego is a curious thing. It’s about the size of a small continent but it’s extremely bri...
CHARLES STROSS It’s not the world that’s cruel. It’s the people in it.
NORA SAKAVIC Don’t be impatient. It’s not over until God says it’s over.
JOEL OSTEEN With Cosmic Ordering it’s not only your wealth that grows, your mind does too!
STEPHEN RICHARDS It’s easy to count other people’s mistakes. Make your own if you can.
LJUPKA CVETANOVA Active racism is telling a nurse supervisor that an African American nurse can’t touch your baby. ...
JODI PICOULT I met Robin Williams a few times, and he was a beautiful guy.
BILL HADER Beauty’s all around me right here. It’s not in a textbook. It’s not in an equation. I mean, ta...
TIM THARP When somebody says it’s not about the money, it’s about the money.
H.L. MENCKEN You say wicked like it’s a good thing.
DANIELLE PAIGE I felt under pressure…
My shoulder felt very heavy… (Stressed out).
Complaint to God…
He repli...
ANUROOP TYAGI When it’s slow, trade it slow, when it’s quick, trade it quick and when it’s not moving, go to...
50PIPS It’s no big deal. It’s kind of like a tattoo. It won’t hurt, not too much, just a few stitches...
NATHAN REESE MAHER If there’s one thing I learned in Alanon, it’s that you got to face the music because it just gr...
VICKI COVINGTON Success is not the world views & reviews, it’s your eagle eye to your personal goal.
LILY CHATTERJEE The master says it’s a glorious thing to die for the Faith and Dad says it’s a glorious thing to...
FRANK MCCOURT Gone! And you and I quite crestfallen. It’s always like that, you can’t keep him; it’s not as ...
C.S. LEWIS The idea that boys want to sleep with their mothers strikes most men as the silliest thing they have...
STEVEN PINKER If you’re feeling empty, it’s because you refuse to fill in your own space.
SUSIE L HILL If you can’t see your miracle, it’s because you’re looking with fear-filled eyes!
JOHN DI LEMME You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it. -Robin Williams.
ROBIN WILLIAMS I don’t kill children,” she said. “Not even when it’s the right thing to do.
JAMES S.A. COREY Even if you’ve taken off every stitch of clothing, you still have your secrets, your history, your...
CATHERYNNE M. VALENTE It’s not about working for money, it’s about having money work for you.
STEPHEN RICHARDS Maybe it’s sad that these are now memories. And maybe it’s not sad.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY Maybe it’s not as clear-cut as that. Maybe it’s the very presence of one thing – light or dark...
JESSICA SHIRVINGTON ubiquitous, adj.
When it’s going well, the fact of it is everywhere. It�...
DAVID LEVITHAN It’s the enemy of your enemy who is your friend Sophie, not the friend of your friend.
SOMI EKHASOMHI It’s an already inside outside,
The philosophers say it’s the soul
But it’s not the ...
ALBERTO CAEIRO It’s not what you are that holds you back, it’s what you think you are not.
DENIS WAITLEY If you’re a church person and not a Jesus person, my heart hurts for you. It’s like being engage...
MATT CHANDLER Love versus love. King, you’re comparing infinities. There is no ‘more.’ That’s not how love...
TIFFANY REISZ How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette?
GEORGE CARLIN Flows of shit» , muttered Bat, «I’d go insane, listening to that all day. It’s just a river of...
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ROBIN WILLIAMS Bicentennial Man,
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ROBIN WILLIAMS When the Williams sisters play tennis, it gets pretty hot. When they start grunting, I'm in.
ROBIN WILLIAMS There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy...like nailing jelly to a tree for ex...
ROBIN WILLIAMS The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs
ROBIN WILLIAMS I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it�...
ROBIN WILLIAMS We constantly stress defense and that was the difference.
ROBIN WILLIAMS I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.
ROBIN WILLIAMS You're only given a spark of madness. You musn't lose it.
ROBIN WILLIAMS Politics: “Poli” a Latin word meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking creatures".
ROBIN WILLIAMS Why do they call it rush hour if no one moves?
ROBIN WILLIAMS God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the ...
ROBIN WILLIAMS You can fool some of the people some of the time and the rest you can jerk off
ROBIN MCLAURIN WILLIAMS Reality is just a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
ROBIN MCLAURIN WILLIAMS The problem is, God gave man a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time.
ROBIN MCLAURIN WILLIAMS See what I mean? You gotta be crazy. Ain't no time to be sane.
ROBIN MCLAURIN WILLIAMS Sometimes I regret that the wonderful children's stories that have been made into movies were - ...
ROBIN HOBB Commerce is against morality. Morality is going to lose every time.
ROBIN DAY I was also lucky to play for an owner, Bud Selig, who truly cared about his players. He'd call m...
ROBIN YOUNT Bob Dylan and John Lennon and Bruce Springsteen, these are soul guys. Bruce Springsteen might not si...
ROBIN THICKE I think ever since I started to read, there have been favorite novels for different stages of my lif...
ROBIN HOBB I developed the pilot for 'Entertainment Tonight' with Jack Haley, Jr. and Al Masini, who be...
ROBIN LEACH