Friends don't care about issues like dwarf tossing.

I don't like people being cautious and tentative and choosing their words carefully around me because I'm a dwarf.

I have a friend who says, 'The world doesn't need another angry dwarf!'

I have a friend - not a dwarf - who's an alchemist of sorts. He concocted a men's cologne... He gave me a bottle as a gift. I was thinking we should totally put this on the market. You know how Jessica Simpson and Beyonce have signature perfumes and make a mint? I'm thinking this cologne could be my ticket to fortune.

Even 'Lord of the Rings' had dwarf-tossing jokes in it. It's like, 'Really?'

I like animals, all animals. I wouldn't hurt a cat or a dog - or a chicken or a cow. And I wouldn't ask someone else to hurt them for me. That's why I'm a vegetarian.