I have a friend who says, 'The world doesn't need another angry dwarf!'

Friends don't care about issues like dwarf tossing.

I don't like people being cautious and tentative and choosing their words carefully around me because I'm a dwarf.

I have a friend - not a dwarf - who's an alchemist of sorts. He concocted a men's cologne... He gave me a bottle as a gift. I was thinking we should totally put this on the market. You know how Jessica Simpson and Beyonce have signature perfumes and make a mint? I'm thinking this cologne could be my ticket to fortune.

I should call people back more readily. I'm not the best friend sometimes in terms of that. I do follow that white balloon and get distracted a lot.

There are wars being fought! Who cares what I'm doing on a Saturday night? I'm not even a celebrity.