Friendship requires obligation to maintain. If you have to think about it, then all it is, is a waste of good grey matter (2003).

Sensible, warm, caring women and MOODY, uptight, erratic, grumpy men DO NOT GO WELL TOGETHER!!! Take some Midol for that shit dude!!

We don’t talk anymore because you don’t put in the effort, why should I? Karma is a bigger bitch than I will EVER have to be!

I don't have PMS, I'm naturally bitchy!

Men are like disposable lighters...When the one you have stops lighting your fire, there are a million more waiting to do it. Especially for the cute ladies!! C'mon!!! FLICK MY BIC!!!

I can't taste your lips....can you do that for me?