From age 16 to age 20, a woman's body is a temple. From 21 to 45, it's an amusement park. From 45 on, it's a terrarium.

My longing to improve my looks via The Body Shop is being replaced by my longing to improve my looks via Photoshop.

A contra dance is like an amusement park ride we make for ourselves.

Sometimes things can take a very long time and still not be very good. It took us all of evolutionary history just to get where we are today, for instance, and mostly where we are today is on the couch.

Every patient tends to bury the most important story inside some other story, just the way new writers often 'bury the lede.' 'Burying the lede' is an old journalism term for when you only find out the real point about halfway into the article, but it also applies to therapy.

My mother thinks Mick Jagger is a foreign car.