Gay robbers came in last night and rearranged the living room

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

They tell me now that SpongeBob is gay. SquarePants is not gay. Tight pants maybe. SpongeBob Hot Pants? You go, girl!

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.

Why use a night-lite if you live in the darkness?

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.