People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.

Gay robbers came in last night and rearranged the living room

The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?"

In America they really do mythologise people when they die.

We Americans, we're a simple people . . . but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities.