People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.


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We are going to take them out dead or alive.
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Monuments are for the living, not the dead.
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The only white man you can trust is a dead white man.
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Ask, the risen, about life, being one of the dead, alive.
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[I was] hoping for the fallout of girls that would go for him. I was kind of his fool. We went throu...
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I think it takes Barry.
ROBIN WILLIAMS
After a while, you just kind of chill. It just becomes a whole different lifestyle and no one bother...
ROBIN WILLIAMS
We are so thrilled that Watson has partnered with us as we continue to improve the health care in ou...
ROBIN WILLIAMS
It's a wonderful feeling when your father becomes not a god but a man to you- when he comes down fro...
ROBIN WILLIAMS
When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
ROBIN WILLIAMS
His golf bag does not contain a full set of irons.
ROBIN WILLIAMS
My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
ROBIN WILLIAMS
If you can remember the sixties, you weren't there.
ROBIN WILLIAMS
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, "Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses." She...
ROBIN WILLIAMS
What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.
ROBIN WILLIAMS
If you masturbated with your left hand, would it be like being touched by a retarded person?
ROBIN WILLIAMS
When the Williams sisters play tennis, it gets pretty hot. When they start grunting, I'm in.
ROBIN WILLIAMS
There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy...like nailing jelly to a tree for ex...
ROBIN WILLIAMS
The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs
ROBIN WILLIAMS
I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it�...
ROBIN WILLIAMS
We constantly stress defense and that was the difference.
ROBIN WILLIAMS
I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.
ROBIN WILLIAMS
You're only given a spark of madness. You musn't lose it.
ROBIN WILLIAMS
Politics: “Poli” a Latin word meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking creatures".
ROBIN WILLIAMS
Why do they call it rush hour if no one moves?
ROBIN WILLIAMS
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the ...
ROBIN WILLIAMS
You can fool some of the people some of the time and the rest you can jerk off
ROBIN MCLAURIN WILLIAMS
Reality is just a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
ROBIN MCLAURIN WILLIAMS
The problem is, God gave man a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time.
ROBIN MCLAURIN WILLIAMS
See what I mean? You gotta be crazy. Ain't no time to be sane.
ROBIN MCLAURIN WILLIAMS
Sometimes I regret that the wonderful children's stories that have been made into movies were - ...
ROBIN HOBB
Commerce is against morality. Morality is going to lose every time.
ROBIN DAY
I was also lucky to play for an owner, Bud Selig, who truly cared about his players. He'd call m...
ROBIN YOUNT
Bob Dylan and John Lennon and Bruce Springsteen, these are soul guys. Bruce Springsteen might not si...
ROBIN THICKE
I think ever since I started to read, there have been favorite novels for different stages of my lif...
ROBIN HOBB
I developed the pilot for 'Entertainment Tonight' with Jack Haley, Jr. and Al Masini, who be...
ROBIN LEACH