We Americans, we're a simple people . . . but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities.

Part of this river is the Native Americans and the people we took it from. These kids never had that as part of their experience, so why not throw that in?

We are calling on all Americans to help us spread the word. All of us know someone who needs assistance. Help could be as close as a single phone call to our toll free number.

Look at us -- we're a San Francisco wedding cake.

We are so thrilled that Watson has partnered with us as we continue to improve the health care in our area.

God gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time