Look at us -- we're a San Francisco wedding cake.

We are so thrilled that Watson has partnered with us as we continue to improve the health care in our area.

God gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time

We Americans, we're a simple people . . . but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities.

I would consider as a grave error a wedding which would put us on a level with the English and which perhaps would make me consider the advantages of a republic,

One girl e-mailed us and said she wanted to plan her wedding so she could have her honeymoon during the Napoleon festival.