We are so thrilled that Watson has partnered with us as we continue to improve the health care in our area.

Look at us -- we're a San Francisco wedding cake.

God gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time

We Americans, we're a simple people . . . but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities.

Sugar is for the body as narcissism is for the soul. Both pleasures kill.

Dental health is very important. If we can instill good brushing and flossing habits now, that is the basis for years and years into adulthood.