Gentlemen always walk ladies home.

Gentlemen, be courteous to the old maids, no matter how poor and plain and prim, for the only chivalry worth having is that which is the readiest to to pay deference to the old, protect the feeble, and serve womankind, regardless of rank, age, or color.

Chivalry: It's the little boy that kisses my hand, the young man who holds the door open for me, and the old man who tips his hat to me. None of it is a reflection of me, but a reflection of them.

Girls, give all your gentlemen friends an even break, even if you have to break them in the attempt.

What d'you suppose I care if I'm a gentleman or not? If I were a gentleman I shouldn't waste my time with a vulgar slut like you.

Although we'd love to find background material on all of the ladies and gentlemen mentioned in the book, we are realistic and know that probably won't happen. We hope that what we do find, however, will give this cookbook a unique flavor.