Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
Mark Twain
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ADAM ANT I must begin with a good body of facts and not from a principle (in which I always suspect some fall...
CHARLES DARWIN Mark Twain is as big as America. He really is.
VAL KILMER Get to know your children personally. Know that they can teach you as much as you can teach them. Yo...
NATALIE PHILLIP If you want to meet Mark Twain, all you have to do is use your brain!
STEVE RAY COLLINS As far as how much you listen to the audience, you listen to them when they really hate something.
ADAM MCKAY You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned.
LEWIS BLACK About all you can do at this point is pack the car with as much as you can carry, place the rest of ...
CATHE JACKSON Go as far as you can see; when you get there, you'll be able to see farther.
J. P. MORGAN Go as far as you can see; when you get there you'll be able to see farther.
THOMAS CARLYLE Reusable rockets promise much easier testing because you should usually get them back, and you can d...
HENRY SPENCER As much as you want to get the water off your cane there's nothing you can do,
GREGORY RODRIGUEZ You hold my heart in your hand, do whatever you please with it, you will just do as much damage as y...
OLIVIA LACY As far as expectations go, you can never work for expectations. You have to work against them.
KAJOL This is too much reality for a Friday.
AS GOOD AS IT GETS Write as much as you can. Read as much as you can. Use the library and the internet carefully for re...
ENOCK MAREGESI Get in the habit of vetting your research as you go - particularly research conducted online. Verify...
GAYLE LYNDS Mark Twain.
FRIENDS Mark Twain has been credited as saying, “The two most important days in your life are the day you ...
JOSHUA BECKER Get the facts, or the facts will get you. And when you get them, get them right, or they will get yo...
DR. THOMAS FULLER You can love someone so much...But you can never love people as much as you can miss them.
JOHN GREEN A BMW can't take you as far as a diploma.
JOYCE MEYER Reach for it. Push yourself as far as you can.
CHRISTA MCAULIFFE They say: Think twice before you jump. I say: Jump first and then think as much as you want!
OSHO There are approximately two trillion cells in the human body. You are never alone, there are always ...
DWIGHT W. HAYES Come as you are, leave as you please, with Christ in your heart, and God on your sleeve.
MATT ROTERT You can go into Mark Twain's material and prove anything you want. He was against war. He was fo...
HAL HOLBROOK Men, we don't get much, as far as holidays go - Father's Day.
DMX EARN as much as you can. SAVE as much as you can. INVEST as much as you can. GIVE as much as you can...
REV. JOHN WELLESLY EARN as much as you can. SAVE as much as you can. INVEST as much
as you can. GIVE as much as you can...
REV. JOHN WELLESLY you can never love someone as much as you miss them.
JOHN GREEN Maybe thats what hell is. You go mad, and all your demonds come and get you just as fast as you can ...
ANNE RICE You get skinnier, well then you don't get sick as much as you normally would. I mean it makes you he...
AARTI BHAT If you get all the facts, your judgment can be right; if you don't get all the facts, it can't be ri...
BERNARD BARUCH If you get all the facts, your judgment can be right; if you don't get all the facts, it can't be ri...
BERNARD M. BARUCH Your first duty as a writer is to write to please yourself. And you have no duty towards anyone else...
IRIS CHANG I'm a fan myself and I'm frustrated just as much as them when we get beat.
STEVEN GERRARD Give as much as importance to your goal as you give it to your first girlfriend, with that much impo...
AMIT KALANTRI If you get all the facts, your judgment can be right; if you don't get all the facts, it can'...
BERNARD BARUCH Mark Twain: A Life
RON POWERS If you hold a cat by the tail, you learn things you can't learn any other way.--Mark Twain
TONY-PAUL DE VISSAGE Mark Twain said, 'The right word is to the nearly right word as lightning is to the lightning bu...
ROBERT LITTELL When you find that you are on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect." Mark Twain
STEVE J. LEATHERWOOD As far as I'm concerned, as soon as you reach your goal, then that's the box ticked for me. ...
LIZZIE ARMITSTEAD You can only like someone so much… But never like them as much as you are gonna miss them.
MARK A. COOPER Impart as much as you can of your spiritual being to those who are on the road with you, and accept ...
ALBERT SCHWEITZER I've been doing voices as long as I can remember. When I was little I could pick up on sounds, a...
FRANK WELKER Stay alive, stay active, and get as much practice as you can.
FRANK SINATRA At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I'm not...
PATRICK MOORE Long-time viewing of Internet violence tend to change a person's temperament, making the person pron...
YOU QUANXI If positive and healthy materials are absent, negative materials are sure to be dominant in the cybe...
YOU QUANXI In a robust global business environment, our business units operated well in the first quarter. More...
HARRY YOU The Board of Directors and I are pleased to recognize Peter's outstanding contribution to the succes...
HARRY YOU We are pleased to close the books on 2004 following the painstaking review of almost five years of f...
HARRY YOU As a new artist you're just hoping people notice you any way possible just so you can get your music...
KEITH ANDERSON It makes Spring Training so much better. You get fed good food, you get first-class treatment. As an...
TONY GWYNN Just make as much money as you can, but try your best not to rob or get robbed, it will sweep all th...
AULIQ ICE Find as much information about your subject as you can
SUNDAY ADELAJA In your life you will love someone so much you could eat them, then you will get married and wish yo...
UNKNOWN Get me as much of that juice as you can.
JEFFREY SKILLING Mark Twain cannot be defined.
HAL HOLBROOK Your ambition should be to get as much life out of living as you possibly can, as much enjoyment, as...
ELEANOR ROOSEVELT Let us take things as we find them: let us not attempt to distort them into what they are not. We ca...
JOHN HENRY CARDINAL NEWMAN Let us take things as we find them: let us not attempt to distort them into what they are not... We ...
JOHN HENRY NEWMAN The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do wh...
MARK TWAIN I really need as much help as I can right now. I ask you to please help me find my daughter and brin...
MARK LUNSFORD Your first hit in the majors - that's tops. It means you're on your way. When you get the fi...
ROD CAREW I grew up reading Shakespeare and Mark Twain.
JACKSON BROWNE It's important to celebrate your failures as much as your successes. If you celebrate your failu...
SEBASTIAN THRUN Associate reverently, as much as you can, with your loftiest thoughts.
HENRY DAVID THOREAU Nothing can harm you as much as your own thoughts unguarded.
GAUTAMA BUDDHA Once you get rid of the idea that you must please other people before you please
yourself, and you b...
RAQUEL WELCH I am drawn to Tom Sawyer Island because a tribute to Mark Twain would not be out of place in a theme...
SARAH VOWELL Read. As much as you can. As deeply and widely and nourishingly and irritatingly as you can. And t...
A.L. KENNEDY Love as much as you can, for as long as you can, and as best as you can.
MATSHONA DHLIWAYO As far as fame, the everlasting fame thing. I used to think that was important for a writer... the d...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON Mark Twain had a way of telling stories that shifts your consciousness away from labels.
VAL KILMER I became an ifrit to save the lives of my fellow jinn. What kind of life saver would I be if I let y...
JACKSON PEARCE what did you think would happen—best case? She’ll forget about you when you return to Caliban, y...
JACKSON PEARCE She’s forgotten me. It’s over. I don’t want to see her again, and now I’ll have to. I won’...
JACKSON PEARCE I think we’re always looking for new pieces,” Viola says quietly.
What?
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JACKSON PEARCE When people first meet me, they're always like, 'What are you?' as far as ethnicity. And...
MALESE JOW It's hard to get along with people. As much as you try to like them and accept them as individuals, ...
HENRY ROLLINS There has been much tragedy in my life; at least half of it actually happend. -Mark Twain.
MARK TWAIN You start with yourself and you work backwards. Interview family members and get as much basic infor...
JUDITH JOHNSON Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you...
MARK TWAIN I read from Mark Twain's lips one or two of his good stories. He has his own way of thinking, saying...
HELEN KELLER His head was an hour-glass; it could stow an idea, but it had to do it a grain at a time, not the wh...
MARK TWAIN Protect your space and circle. Invest in people who you know will feed you just as much goodness as ...
ALEXANDRA ELLE You can get your appetite elsewhere, as long as you eat at home.
ANONYMOUS I know you lawyers can, with ease, twist words and meanings as you please
JOHN GAY In Paris, you're as far as possible from the land of pleasant smiles.
KANYE WEST You know, if it weren't for these fans, I wouldn't have gotten as far as I did.
ADAM LAMBERT I wouldn't trust any man as far as you can throw a piano.
ETHEL MERMAN
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