Getting oral sex from an ugly person is like bungee jumping, it's gonna be good, but holy shit, don't look down!

Tell me, is it going in? yeah, is it hurting?..ooh yeah, ouch its hurtin ..ok i Will put it in slowly, still hurtin, oh ya ..then lets try another size shoe!

You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view.

It's just a penis, right? Probably no worse for you than smoking.

From the moral point of view oral sex may look awful & immoral,but in the world of sex,it is normal & absolutely wonderful.

She arches her body like a cat on a stretch. She nuzzles her cunt into my face like a filly at the gate. She smells of the sea. She smells of rockpools when I was a child. She keeps a starfish in there. I crouch down to taste the salt, to run my fingers around the rim. She opens and shuts like a sea anemone. She's refilled each day with fresh tides of longing.