Girls are like Pokemon. It doesn't matter how good you are; You can't catch em all if you don't have the balls.

Treat me like a King, and I'll treat you like a queen. Treat me like a game, and I'll show you how it's played.

Women are like shower faucets, you must treat them carefully, because if you do not, it will either burn your balls or freeze your ass.

You? Nervous? Man, you've got more balls than any girl I've ever known!'

'You've known some weird girls, then," I say, raising an eyebrow at him.

She began to curl her hair and long for balls

We don't catch feelings, we only catch pokémon.