We don't catch feelings, we only catch pokémon.

It's sad how we felt everything so young, but couldn't feel a thing when we grew up !

You are my early morning yawn, and my late night moan.

Girls are like Pokemon. It doesn't matter how good you are; You can't catch em all if you don't have the balls.

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Having never heard of Pikachu in Japan is like having never heard of bacon in America.