Having never heard of Pikachu in Japan is like having never heard of bacon in America.

And you've actually watched it yourself?' I asked. 'Willingly?'
Sure. I had to see it, you know? Besides we should be safe. Only one in twenty viewers actually had a bad reaction. And it was mostly kids who were affected. I mean younger than you guys. I think the average age was about ten.'
That made me feel somewhat better.
But that was a kid's show,' said Jen. 'Maybe it affects everyone, but not that many adults were watching.'
That made me feel less better. I wanted my protective bangs back.

This CGI bullshit is the death knell of cinema. If I'd wanted all that computer game bullshit, I'd have stuck my dick in a Nintendo.

Girls are like Pokemon. It doesn't matter how good you are; You can't catch em all if you don't have the balls.

I could deal with this [Pokemon] if I smoked a couple of grams of blacktar heroin.

We don't catch feelings, we only catch pokémon.