God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion

Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true.

Good drink... good meat... good God, let's eat!

Marge, there's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service, but those were dead ends! I think this chair is the answer.

I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is - and it's me.

If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such