Good drink... good meat... good God, let's eat!

I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is - and it's me.

God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion

God bless those pagans.

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?

No! No no no no no no! Well, yes.