God bless those pagans.

I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is - and it's me.

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?

Marge, old people don't need companionship, they need to be isolated and studied to see what useful nutrients can be obtained from them...

Do you want the job done right, or do you want it done fast?

Good drink... good meat... good God, let's eat!