Marge, old people don't need companionship, they need to be isolated and studied to see what useful nutrients can be obtained from them...

I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is - and it's me.

Do you want the job done right, or do you want it done fast?

You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!

God bless those pagans.