You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.

Always blame it on the guy who doesn't speak English

If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.

I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is - and it's me.

Marge, old people don't need companionship, they need to be isolated and studied to see what useful nutrients can be obtained from them...

Do you want the job done right, or do you want it done fast?