If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.

Always blame it on the guy who doesn't speak English

You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.

You know, I do speak the Queens English. It's just the wrong Queens that's all. It's over the 59th Street Bridge. It's not over the Atlantic Ocean.

And there's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned.

Marge, what's wrong? Are you hungry? Sleepy? Gassy? Gassy? Is it gas? It's gas, isn't it?