Marge, what's wrong? Are you hungry? Sleepy? Gassy? Gassy? Is it gas? It's gas, isn't it?

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation.

Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen

The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy to be a man. Let's see. Don't tattle. Always make fun of those different from you. Never say anything, unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do.

And there's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned.

If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.