Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation.

Marge, what's wrong? Are you hungry? Sleepy? Gassy? Gassy? Is it gas? It's gas, isn't it?

The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy to be a man. Let's see. Don't tattle. Always make fun of those different from you. Never say anything, unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do.

I won't lie to you, fatherhood isn't easy like motherhood

The answers to life's questions lie inside you. All you need to do is look listen and trust.