Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation.

Marge, what's wrong? Are you hungry? Sleepy? Gassy? Gassy? Is it gas? It's gas, isn't it?

Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen

The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy to be a man. Let's see. Don't tattle. Always make fun of those different from you. Never say anything, unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do.

If something is to hard to do, then it's not worth doing.

I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!