God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present

You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot

I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.

My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.